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A farmer buys a young cock. As soon as he gets it home it fucks all
the farmer's 150 hens. Next day, it's fucking the ducks and the
geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vulters circling overhead.
Farmer says, "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "Shhhhh. They're about to land!"
#sexandshit
the farmer's 150 hens. Next day, it's fucking the ducks and the
geese too. Sadly later in the day, he finds the cock lying on the ground half-dead and vulters circling overhead.
Farmer says, "You deserved it, you horny bastard!" The cock opens one eye, points up and says, "Shhhhh. They're about to land!"
#sexandshit