It was my first day in a Russian prison and I got put in a cell with this absolutely massive Russian dude who made it very clear he was going to instantly fuck me.
I said, "look, if this is going to have to happen, can we at least do it with Vaseline ?"
To my horror, he then turn and shouted down the hall, "Hey, he want a threesome... come get in here, Vasilly!"
#stupid
I said, "look, if this is going to have to happen, can we at least do it with Vaseline ?"
To my horror, he then turn and shouted down the hall, "Hey, he want a threesome... come get in here, Vasilly!"
#stupid