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Sickipedia 17 Sep, 19:40
Just had a message offering me sex with a hot older woman.

Should be interesting, I'm eighty three.

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 17 Sep, 14:10
"Sexual assault victim speaks"

Next time scream; the guy will probably run off.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 17 Sep, 09:10
Lads, make your wife or girlfriend know how you feel walking around shops with her, by making her sit through you trying to pick a video on Pornhub

#sexism
Sickipedia 16 Sep, 19:10
Got some insect repellant spray, it says on the can that it may cause hallucinations.

Personally I don't believe it but the flies swear it's true.

#other
Sickipedia 16 Sep, 14:10
Last night my wife wore a police uniform in bed and said, "you've been arrested for being good in bed!"

90 seconds later the charges were dropped due to lack of evidence

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 16 Sep, 09:10
It was my first day in a Russian prison and I got put in a cell with this absolutely massive Russian dude who made it very clear he was going to instantly fuck me.

I said, "look, if this is going to have to happen, can we at least do it with Vaseline ?"

To my horror, he then turn and shouted down the hall, "Hey, he want a threesome... come get in here, Vasilly!"

#stupid
Sickipedia 15 Sep, 19:40
The doctor asked, "Do you drink, take drugs, smoke pot or have gay sex?"

"Yes," I replied.

"What are you doing tonight?" he asked.

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 15 Sep, 14:40
Whenever i'm preparing steak and kidney pie , it always reminds me of how I will smell when i'm old.

#other
Sickipedia 15 Sep, 10:10
Went to the opticians and told him I felt a bit short-sighted.
He took me outside and pointed up saying, “What’s that?”
“The Sun,” I replied
He said, “Thats 93 million miles. How fucking far do you need to see like?”

#stupid
Sickipedia 14 Sep, 19:10
My wife said she'd like another baby... I agreed,

the one we have is fucking annoying!

#other
Sickipedia 14 Sep, 14:10
My great nephew has been diagnosed with ADHD.
Or "being a little cunt" as we called it in the 70s

#other
Sickipedia 14 Sep, 10:10
After many years of being together with my mrs it's still nice to get a compliment from her .
Yesterday she said I had a sexy bum.

She looked at me smiled and said
"what an arse"

#other
Sickipedia 13 Sep, 19:40
Why was the teacher tired of all the school shootings?
Because it was aimed at a younger audience.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 13 Sep, 13:40
I was lying in bed with the wife this morning... I was lying to her, she was lying to me.

#wordplay
Sickipedia 13 Sep, 09:10
I can hear the lesbian couple next door to me having sex every night.

It's not easy, but if I turn the TV off and unplug the fridge, I can just about hear them.

#sexandshit
Sickipedia 12 Sep, 19:40
What's the difference between snow tires and black people?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

#oldbutgold
Sickipedia 12 Sep, 14:40
Our young daughter went missing so the police captain told us they were going to bring in a sniffer dog.

I said, "These may be best to help with the tracking," as I handed him a pair of our daughter's soiled panties.

He held the dirty panties to his nose; he was immediately sniffing and slobbering, excited by the scent.

"That's great officer," I said, "But shouldn't we wait for the dog to arrive?"

#sexandshit
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Sickipedia 12 Sep, 08:40
You shouldn't joke about molestation, it's a touchy subject.

#other
Sickipedia 11 Sep, 19:40
I got this beautiful new belt.
All I had to do was unhang my dad from the ceiling!

#other
Sickipedia 11 Sep, 14:10
My neighbour Mohammed was telling me how tough it's been with his wife going through the change.

I said, 'I know mate, the mood swings, the unwanted hair growth, the different sex drive, etc.'

'Yeah', he said, 'It's terrible now she's 13'.

#sexandshit