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Sickipedia 3 Aug, 19:40
Scientists are saying pubs may have to close if schools reopen.

Is there really that much under age drinking?

Sickipedia 3 Aug, 18:40
I went to the BLM rally on the weekend, and all I got was this lousy t shirt

And smart TV

And some Air Jordans

Sickipedia 3 Aug, 14:10
These COVID masks do work.

I managed to pluck up the courage to ask the girl in the chemist's for some condoms today.

Sickipedia 3 Aug, 09:40
"Sometimes I wonder if you even remember what my face looks like”

Said my girlfriend’s tits.

Sickipedia 2 Aug, 19:10
Q. What would George Floyd be doing if he were alive today?

A. Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

Sickipedia 2 Aug, 16:10
Lol plague inc easy mode is so unrealistic
Like who wouldn’t wash their hands and wear a mask during a global pandemic.

Sickipedia 2 Aug, 14:10
A man named Rick walks into his room after a long day of work and sees his wife crying on their bed.
He askes her what it was all about and she said that she had been threatened by someone she thought was her friend earlier that evening.

Now, Rick has no idea how to handle this, so goes to confront his friend Lee, who has some experience with things like this.

After a long discussion Lee concludes and says “Dude you just need to be there for her. Comfort her and just be her anchor until she can get back on solid ground.”

From this a flurry of questions came to Rick

So Rick asked-Lee

How do I tell her I’m never gonna give her up

How do I tell her I’m never gonna let her down

How do I tell her I’m never gonna turn around and desert her?

How do I tell her I’m not gonna let her cry

And I’m never gonna say goodbye?

How do I say I’m never gonna lie and hurt her?

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Sickipedia 2 Aug, 10:10
My attractive female neighbor is completely paranoid.

She thinks I'm following or even stalking her, she is worried that I may be obsessed with her and any time she hears a noise in her house she is...purified? Oh, wait: petrified. Sorry, it's not easy reading a diary through binoculars from a tree.

Sickipedia 1 Aug, 19:10
I had an examination earlier. And the guy stuck his finger right up my arse to the hilt. Then twirled it around for a bit. I was telling the wife I didn't think it was normal. She said If I was that concerned, I should probably change dentist.

Sickipedia 1 Aug, 16:10
My uncle died this week. Doctor put it down to covid 19 . I pointed out that he drowned so doctor put it down to covid 19 second wave.

Sickipedia 1 Aug, 13:40
What can think the unthinkable?

An itheberg

Sickipedia 1 Aug, 09:40
I hate it when people get all intellectual and talk about Mozart.

I bet they've never even seen one of his paintings.

Sickipedia 1 Aug, 06:40
The government in England have banned people in the North from visiting other people's houses. Half of Liverpool have now lost their 'job'.

Sickipedia 31 Jul, 19:40
What do "The Sixth Sense" and "Titanic" Have In Common?
Icy dead people.

Sickipedia 31 Jul, 18:10
Sickipedia 31 Jul, 14:40
A man takes his wife to get tested for Coronavirus. Two days later, he gets a call from the lab.
Doctor: I'm sorry to inform you that your wife's test results have been mixed up with another patient's. We're not sure if she has COVID-19 or Alzheimer's disease.

Man: So what am I supposed to do now?

Doctor: I'd recommend taking her for a long walk and leaving her, if she finds her way back home, don't open the door.

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Sickipedia 31 Jul, 09:10
The officer looked in the back of Jeff’s truck and said, “Why are these penguins in your truck?”

Jeff replied, “These are my penguins. They belong to me.”

“You need to take them to the zoo,” the policeman said.

The next day, the officer saw Jeff driving down the road once again. He pulled him over again. He saw the penguins were still in the truck, but they were wearing sunglasses this time. “I thought I told you to take these penguins to the zoo!” the officer said.

“I did,” Jeff replied. “And today I’m taking them to the beach."

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Sickipedia 30 Jul, 19:10
Same sex marriage?

Fucking hell I would be happy with
some sex marriage!

Sickipedia 30 Jul, 14:10
I've wanted to be many things in my lifetime,
When I was 6 I wanted to be an astronaut
Then I wanted to be a wrestler
After that I wanted to be a doctor
Then I wanted to be an airline pilot.

Anyway, enough about me sir, do you want fries with that?

Sickipedia 30 Jul, 09:40
A gray haired Army general walks into a hotel bar and sits down next to a young, attractive woman.

They hit it off, and she likes a man in uniform, so she says, “Why don’t you come up to my room?”

The general says, “I’m flattered but at my age I’m not sure if things would work the way you hope.”

She says, “But you’re in good shape...tell me, when was the last time you had sex?”

“Oh...”,says the general...”it was probably 1950.”

“Oh my gosh!”, says the woman. “Well I’m sure it will all come back to you.”

So they end up in bed and it’s pretty wild. The general really has some skills.

When it’s all over, she says, “General, that was wonderful! I’m impressed that you haven’t forgotten a thing since 1950!”

And the general says, “Well I should hope not. It’s only 2130 now.”

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