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A dictionary that every time I read, my faith in humanity declines a little.

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Virtual date

When you and someone else watch a movie together without physically being together. All you need is a laptop, and/or tablet, a phone, and a friend with the same materials. Once you have the materials just find a movie on the device you both like then call each other on the phone and watch simultaneously. Feel free to talk and comment on the movie via cell :)

"Man i wish we could go see a movie" 
well why don't we just have a virtual date? 
"sure ill get my computer and pull up Netflix".


SJW

SJW stands for "Social Justice Warrior," a derogatory word and euphemism to replace outdated terms such as, "Nigger lover." Can also be used to describe anyone who advocates for homosexual rights, women's rights, equal treatment for those with disabilities, and respect for minority groups in a derogatory and dehumanizing way.


Feminazi

A radical feminist; a women who says she is a feminist but she thinks females are the superior sex. Most of them are extremely fat, and they hate men so much that they say they are completely useless. They say only men rape and women cannot rape. Most of them are on Tumblr. If you want an easy way to loose brain cells, go look at a feminazi's Tumblr.

Did you hear about that feminazi who aborted her child because the baby was a boy?




Chicken sleeping

When you fall asleep in an upright position with your head dangling, most commonly in a car or airplane. The motion makes your head bob up and down like a chicken pecking. In rare cases, you could be fighting falling asleep in class and a moving vehicle is not necessary. Chances of chicken sleeping are increased by 70% after a wake and bake session or accounting class.

"I was sitting behind her in class and thought she was paying attention. But then I walked by and saw that she was just chicken sleeping."


Room hobbit

In college, one who stays in their room for countless hours on end without ever coming out until they grow long hair and toenails.

John had to endure countless jibes and jeers after he finally decided to stop being a room hobbit and emerged from his room with a man mane that came out from his pants, extending down his leg trunks to his jagged, witch toenails.


Kike

A racial slur for a Jewish person. Originates from the word 'keikl', in Yiddish, which means 'circle', the reason being that the first Jewish immigrants in America, who were unable to sign their names, signed with a circle instead of a cross.


Oreo

A stereotype created by blacks to be used for other blacks who are "black on the outside, white on the inside". Black being their skin color, and white meaning to display characteristics of a "white" person, therefore "betraying their black roots". 

 Blacks believe that unless you are a talentless rapper, a professional athlete, or "gangsta", it is impossible to be successful without being an "oreo". 


Lad

A British & Irish word used to describe a male aged between 9-30 years old or depending what way you use the word it can also be from 0-9 years old

"Where having a lads night this friday you up for it?" 

"Those young lads are up to mischiff" 

"My wife juss gave birth to a wee lad"


Dotard

When you are in the midst of your "dotage" meaning that you are in the midst of your mental decline. i.e. you're in the process of becoming a fucking idiot.

"Hey Cara, have you noticed that Piper is becoming a bit of a dotard since he starting doing all that meth?"


Banter

Supple term used to describe activities or chat that is playful, intelligent and original. Banter is something you either posses or lack, there is no middle ground. It is also something inherently English, stemming as it does from traditional hi-jinks and tomfoolery of British yesteryear.

"You, sir, are drunk" 

"Maybe so but you are ugly and I will be sober in the morning" 

"Good banter sir"




F-bomb

An F-Bomb is when the word "Fuck " is dropped by mistake or used in an inappropriate place. Otherwise it's just the word "Fuck". Casual or general use of the of word "Fuck" an is not an "F Bomb".

David - "...and now Bob with the weather." 
Bob - "The weather today is going to be... fuck, who's running the teleprompter? Are we live?"
David - "We'll get back to the weather shortly and we apologize for the f-bomb Bob just dropped."




Ratchet

This term can be used to describe people or things.

Such as Bad, or nasty. (bad is not used in a positive form of a fashion)

"Dude, you smell ratchet."

"You look ratchet. "

"This food you made is ratchet as shit."


Kicks

1. Shoes 
2. Doing something for fun

"hey bro nice kicks u got there"

"hey u wanna smoke this bowl for kicks?"


Homewrecker

One who comes into your life, and screws it all up. This involves stealing your boyfriend/girlfriend, puppy, your friends, until they pretty much take over your entire life.

"Wow, now Tanya and Maria are like bffe now. Tanya's a fucking homewrecker."


Weeaboo

A person who likes anime , then tries to act like they're japanese but they're not. 
Also they try to speak japanese but they end up speaking Gibberish.

"Those Weeaboos told me to go suck dick after i made fun of attack on titan."




Ricer

A person who makes unecessary modifications to their most often import car to make it (feel) faster.

"Honda Civics with big spoilers and 4" exhaust tips are considered to be ricers."

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